What is a Chode?

In today’s day and age, there are a whole lot of social constructions built around the size of a penis. Some people feel self-conscious that their penis is too short. Others might even feel like their penis is too fat. But what about the people out there whose penis is both short and fat? Well, there’s a term for that penis and it’s called a “chode.”

Chodes typically have a negative connotation, but is there a light at the end of the sexual pleasure tunnel for the chodes out there? Let’s take a look at what a chode is exactly, and what you can do if you think you might have a chode.

What is a Chode?

person reading through a dictionary likely looking for the word "chode"

According to Dictionary.com, “chode” is a slang term for a penis for a penis wider than it is long. This means that while chode is a popular vernacular for a short and wide penis, the term isn’t recognized in the medical community.

Much like other slang terms for penises such as “dick,” according to Merriam Webster dictionary the term “chode” is often used as an insult for those who could also be described as a “jerk.”

Seeing that the term is considered offensive and inappropriate even in the medical field, it’s most likely this term should be avoided in most settings.

Is My Penis a Chode?

a measuring tape that is curled up after measuring a chode

While the majority of penises are said to resemble such items as mushrooms and eggplants, chodes are often compared to pancakes or a stack of CDs.

To determine whether your penis is a chode, the easiest method would be to measure the length of your penis and compare it to the width.

If you find the width to be greater than the length, you likely have a penis that could be referred to as a “chode.”

For measuring penises, a tape measure is considered more reliable due to the flexibility of the material as compared to a wooden ruler.

What Should I Do if I Have a Chode?

Body positivity is a key element to sexual wellness. Having confidence in yourself and your genitals, regardless of their shape and size, is a great step towards living a healthy lifestyle.

Although many masturbation techniques and sex toys are targeted towards those with typical penis shapes, chode-havers are not at a loss.

TENGA provides a line of stretchy, flexible masturbators that can be stretched to pleasure almost any penis shape, including the unique measurements of a chode.

For one-time-use stretchy items, check out the TENGA EGG, the TENGA UNI, or the most portable option, the POCKET TENGA.

For reusable stretchy pleasure items, take a look at the nice and round TENGA GEO Series for continuous stimulation from densely packed protrusions.

As for partnered pleasure, in the case that your partner enjoys deeper pleasures than a chode may be able to supply, there are plenty of items from TENGA’s femcare brand iroha that can help by playing a supporting role.

Some of our suggested insertable vibrators include the iroha mai, the soft and delicate iroha TSUKI/TSUKI+, and the unique soft-tip of the iroha RIN/RIN+.

Summary

a CD-rom which could be compared in shape to a chode

“Chode” is a slang term for a penis that is wider than it is long. It can also be used as a derogative to call someone a jerk. But if you find you have a chode, put all those negative connotations aside and find your way to pleasure on your own sexual wellness journey.

There are plenty of sex toys on TENGA STORE EUROPE to help you explore and enjoy you and your partners’ bodies, so find your perfect fit, no matter your size!